Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm just a bitch.  #ecard #ecards #someecards

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm just a bitch. #ecard #ecards #someecards

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

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Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

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