Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

When we're old... to my favorite lady and friend. | Thank you Yame hahahaha

When we're old... to my favorite lady and friend. | Thank you Yame hahahaha

Exactly! if my best friend and myself aren't calling each other names, id think we were fighting lol

Exactly! if my best friend and myself aren't calling each other names, id think we were fighting lol

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