My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss. Boss Ecards, I Win Ecards, Funny Parenting Quotes, Funny Quotes About Kids, E Cards Funny Humor, Funny E Cards, Someecards Com, Parenting Quotes Funny
Made me laugh this morning!!!!!
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((This made me *giggle*.)) My kids don't whine unless they're super sick... but, I know some spoiled brats that do!
I can't stop laughing. I'm so using this on the kids! OK. Maybe not..but it is tempting
Whinese.... I just laughed so hard, can't wait to say this to my kids!!
I don't think I could get it out to my kids without laughing!
I can't stop laughing. I'm so using this on the kids!
Too funny! I'm gonna have to use this one on my kids
Truth. I tell the kids this all the time.
Funny. I don't speak Whinese
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I'm fabulous every day no matter what but this is still funny
My life. Except I always end up being fabulous anyway. ;)
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Bahahaha! I laughed out loud!!
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Oh man, this is horrible!! Muahhahahah! Just kidding.
I wish I thought of this when the kids were little :)
This is so funny an Alex really loves duck tape lol
Ha! Too bad this would be frowned upon at school!
If my mother would have thought of this..
This is way to accurate to how I think
Ha! k just kidding
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Damn it, I knew something was wrong Bahahahah
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Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.
The younger they are, the more they siphon!
I'm tired... Now I know why!
Especially little boys!!!!
Oh! That's how it works.
I'm so tired.
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Funny, but true! Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
I pinned this to my "funny" board, but it's not really funny, huh?
This one is not really funny to me....it's more scary actually.
Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
Not really funny, but true.
Be afraid. Funny, but true.
Seriously. Funny but true.
Funny but true. And sad.
Not so funny, but true
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I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So funny!
This is funniest thing I have ever heard! I was laughing so hard =)
I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Laughed so hard I cried!
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omg! i laughed so hard I almost whispered in my panties.
why is this so funny? I can't stop laughing.
Oh my funny!
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Cinderella party- this is the best idea EVER!! I'm still laughing!!
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Cinderella party- this is the best idea EVER!! Hahaha. Too funny!
I don't have a daughter but this is some funny stuff.
Cinderella party! sounds like a great idea to me!!
Good idea! #Cinderella party ideas LOL
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I hate people who do this! I will NEVER let them cut in front of me!
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My BIGGEST driving pet peeve!!! I will squeeze up under the semi in front of me before I let you in, jerkface!!
One of my biggest pet peeves. I've been known to straddle the merge line so that people can't do this.
So true! I hate you people that do this.-one of my biggest pet peeves!!!
by far my biggest driving pet peeve in the world
This is totally me when I am driving!
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My husband needs to read this. Ha
hate people that do that shit
Road rage. Story of my life.
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This is an age old question. Hysterical answer. (if you didn't laugh, you have a lower than average sense of humor. But you still probably laughed.)
Oh...that's funny. I just laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes, probably my PMS, but still.
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These just make me giggle!!!!
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Haha well it's working
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Pinterest conspiracy theory. Too funny!!!
Haha - this is funny shit!!!! Awesome!
Pinterest conspiracy theory. Great.
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Hahahha! My husband agrees.
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So maybe this is supposed to be funny, but I'm too much of a grammar-nazi and whoever made this ecard clearly didn't have autocorrect because there is no such thing as "collaberate" in the English dictionary 😒
Hammer time come on the radio and I remembered this - fast getting to equal my fast cake joke as a guarenteed giggle moment.
Funny Friendship Ecard: When someone says 'STOP' I never know if its In the Name of Love, Hammer Time, or if I am supposed to collaberate and listen.
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When someone says "STOP" I never know if it is in the Name of Love, Hammer Time, or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. #ecards too funny!!!
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Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.
Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' .
Funny Family Ecard :)