cant tell you how many times i heard from my mom "wait til you have your own...." here I thinking the same thing

i am mom

I agree and am already a successful parent! Maybe we didn't do to bad!

to my children

Yes its true!!

CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.(: The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons

why yes, yes i am :)


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Sad but true...happens every week...

For #mom - The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

No one can ever find things but me

Saving this for later use.

Yep! lol

and laughed


LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS! "I'd love to kill you with kindness, but all I have is this saw. So sorry. It can't be helped."

Best "Your Mom" insult EVER!!!