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Especially when you only help raise half of them! For the love of God, no more kids!! I'm sure the ones that you have no hand in raising will totally understand your pathetic reasoning and lies behind it though!

I just need a personal day to myself to just relax and breathe:: My head hurts, my heart hurts, my eyes hurt, I feel like im getting a fucken rash-- fuuuuuuucucccccccckkkkkkkkk I just want to scream it out as loud as I possibly can!!!!!!!!!!

Lay with dogs you get fleas...that's what my dad always says anyways ;)

Sé la clase de MUJER que cuando tu pies toque el piso cada mañana el demonio diga: " OH Maldición, ESTA DE PIE!!!

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