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Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.

Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.

Funny Confession Ecard: That's a wrap on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing.

Funny Confession Ecard: That's a wrap on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

If you say 'I seen...' then I'll go ahead and assume that sentence will never be finished with 'the inside of a book.'

If you say 'I seen...' then I'll go ahead and assume that sentence will never be finished with 'the inside of a book.'

Unless you sell Thin Mints...No Soliciting - I need this sign!

Thin Mints No Soliciting Sign, Thin Mint Cookies, Girl Scouts, No Solicitors, 12" W x 4" H made in USA

participation ribbon aka: "thank you for coming" ribbon

participation ribbon aka: "thank you for coming" ribbon

I didn’t know there was a word for what I do…

I didn’t know there was a word for what I do…

Balter: (v.) To dance gracelessly, without particular art or skill, but perhaps with some enjoyment. "Perhaps with some enjoyment"

Jokes on them, I don't do it I just pin it for future references in case I ever get the urge!

Jokes on them, I don't do it I just pin it for future references in case I ever get the urge!

We have a saying in my family. "Your siblings are always there for you when you need them... and not at ANY other time."

We have a saying in my family. "Your siblings are always there for you when you need them... and not at ANY other time."

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.