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Funny Confession Ecard: It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

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"When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said." - your ecards

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

It's Monday ...

sparks of the week: 9/22 -

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

OMG, how true.

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Sorry I'm so honest

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Do you ever start your period and think.. “well, that explains a lot”..

Do you ever start your period and think. “well, that explains a lot”. All the damn time.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

So true about people at this school....thus I eat alone, a lot! Which doesnt bother me really at all...lol

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Your crazy is showing...

Is my crazy showing? Sometimes my crazy shows more than I want it to :(

#funny #humor #inappropriate

Talking to my friend on the phone in public all the time that's why I text

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