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Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Amen!

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

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Love it!!! LOL LOL LOL

Art Funny Drunk Text - I Get Awesome things-that-make-me-smile

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

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Dear Santa, Yeah, I was naughty this year. And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard. Where can I buy this?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.

See Walmart is way better for my self esteem plus I need groceries anyway ;)

Aint that the truth. I feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.

you suck

"If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" Sayings & Quotes

lol funny-sayings

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire.

Ladies, If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Married humor men funny household chores Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. No need to remind him every six months. Heaven forbid we rush into things.

haha happens far too often

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

Just Keep Swimming

Where are you going? Oh i'm just headed to P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. That funny I was just heading to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney Oh Dory

Oh! OH OH! Let me !

some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head. with a hammer

Ha!!!

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

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