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Better he were never born at all. We can take some pleasure in the thought of him dying painfully.

Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

i'll be in my blanket fort not giving a fuck

How i feel when my dad updates my iPod

Yep a shit ton of people have had their lives spared because I can't get a good hitman.

Street People Atelier State of Mind

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home

It takes every ounce of self control not to freak out when I'm shopping in the grocery store and trapped behind a slow walker. Makes me wish I had a horn on my grocery cart lol

So annoying when the artist gets the lyrics wrong.

Funny pictures about First world problems. Oh, and cool pics about First world problems. Also, First world problems photos.

Teenager Post Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

i'm having one of those days when my middle finger is answering every question

I yelleth timber. Shakespeare goes Kesha.

Teenager Post - Home alone? Did you mean time to practice for my Broadway debut?

For all y’all who don’t know it stands for “I don’t give a fuck what a bitch gotta say about me.” Which is a whole mood