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Don't hate me for having the ability to say out loud what everyone is thinking.

My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk s**t about you. Move along, please.

Story of my life at the shop. "I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question." | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

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Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

This is so true you have to laugh.

"I may be a bitch, but at least I'm a funny bitch. You're just plain mean."

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.