Funny Shit, Calm Down, My Life, Funny Stuff, Keepcalm, So True, Keep Calm, I Will, My Style
Hahaha... I love this one! I Will not keep calm and you can fuck off #quote #funny #keepcalm
"I will not keep calm and you can f*ck off." Haha finally. #humor #funny #keepcalm
This is so true....I hate when people tell me to calm down when I am upset
I will not keep calm and you can fuck off. My favourite #keepcalm message
I've been seeing all these Keep Calm posters. This is more my style...
I Will Not Keep Calm and You Can Fuck Off #KeepCalm
My life .. Always told to keep Calm
Don't keep clam
Dont keep clam
Fuck Fuck, Calm Fuck, My Life, Favorite Word, Keep Clam, Funny Stuff, Keepcalm, Keep Calm, Calm Quotes
I basically freaked out at work. Dumb bitches theses days .Don't Keep Calm .. and .. Fuck This. Fuck That. Fuck You. Fuck Off. yessssss
keep calm quotes | Don't Keep Calm
Don't Keep Calm and Fuck..Fuck
Dont keep calm... fuck it!
My favorite word <3 Fuck
Don't keep clam
Moment Feeling, Funny Shit, My Life, My Heart, So True, Funny Stuff, Thought, Quotes Sayings, Insignificant Things
Some people feel they are so important that everything revolves around them.....Well I'm here to tell y'all...If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you...I may start thinking about you!!!!!!!
I used to say... From the bottom of my heart... I love you.... Now IT IS ... From the bottom of my heart... Fuck Off....mc
For the whiners of insignificant things, this is for you
For some people in my life right now, this is so true!
From the bottom of my heart, I don't give a fuck.
To all you snitches from the bottom of my heart..
My "in this moment feeling!" Haha
From the bottom of my heart...
Bottom of My Heart!
My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Self Control, Totally Me, E Cards, True Stories
True story! This is totally me! Aggravated that I sat up so late and all mournful that my good book is finished!
Funny Flirting Ecard: Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.
Funny Workplace Ecard: They say if you love your job you never work a day in your life but I think I'll play it safe and just never work a day in my life.
Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward. | Flirting Ecard
Self-control - #Ecard, #Ecards, #FunnyEcard, #FunnyEcards, #Humor, #Sassy So True
This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
True story!! Story of my life!
So True. Story of my life <3
True story e card
Giggle, Body S Natural, Sotrue, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Funnie
10 Funny Signs that Will Make You Smile. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.
SARCASM IS A BODY'S NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST STUPID So true, so true! tjn
Oh my goodness some of these are hilarious! Funny Signs (15 Pics) so true!!!!
Sarcasm..... haha so true... I have a lot of this natural defense!
Funny Signs To Point You In The Right Direction. Love this!!!
giggle. @Rachel Eldredge and @Candace Jacobson
A body’s natural defense…
I'm usually about LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, and DANCE, but today it's more like RAISE, AIM, FIRE, and RELOAD
Giggle, So True, Funny Quotes, Funny Stuff, Raise Aim, Bad Day, Live Laugh Love, Fire Reload
"I'm usually about LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, and DANCE... But today it's more like, RAISE, AIM, FIRE, and RELOAD." (I've certainly had days like this...)
Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. I want this on my wall, HR probably wouldnt see the humor though... More Life, Yep, Inspiration, Quotes, Scoreboard, True, Humor, Shooting Range, Fire Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. I want this on my wall, people probably wouldnt see the humor though... Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. Yep *shooting range attitude* ***** *(◠‿◠)* ***** ~ Funny quote | Inspiring Love Life Wise Quotes Yep. Because some days, its just true. Haha! |Humor||Funny quotes||Bad days quotes||Live, laugh, love quote||LOL|
Live, laugh, love and dance but today raise, aim, fire and reload
funny usually live laugh love today raise aim fire funny quote
Live, laugh, love, & dance. Raise, aim, fire, & reload.
I found this funny and sometimes is so true :)
Keep Calm Posters, Too Late, Walking Dead, Funny Stuff, Keepcalm, Zombie Apocalypse, Funnystuff, My Style
Keep calm and-wait, never mind, Zombie Apocalypse. It's time to hone your Walking Dead skills
The Walking Dead. This is officially the only "Keep Calm" poster I actually like!
You can now stop about all these "keep calm" posters. Thank you. (ah-ah)
If I see another keep calm poster I won't be responsible for my actions
Keep cal......I'm seriously sick of all these "Keep Calm" posters
KEEP CALM posters are played out. I like this. #keepcalm
Keep Calm. LMAO!! This is more my style.
Too Late! keep calm #keepcalm
I am not. hahahah
Don T Sugar, Funny Shit, So True, Funny Stuff, Willy Wonka
I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka. #funnyquote #truth #funny #honest #willywonka #upfront
Kushandwizdom | I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not willy wonka
I dont sugar coat shit, I'm not willy wonka... Hahahaha
I don’t sugar coat shit, I’m not Willy Wonka
I don't sugar coat..... So true!
My new email signature!!!! Lol
don't keep calm
Funny Things, Bitch Hard, Funny Shit, Calm Slap, I Wish, Funny Stuff, Keepcalm, Keep Calm, Funnystuff
Don't Keep Calm... Slap That Bitch, *HARD*....... ((Back in the day--I would have. But now that I'm a Momma w/ children who are worth putting up with your shit.. It's not a possibility.))
SORRY, but sometimes I feel like this!! Don't Keep Calm....Slap That Bitch, HARD
Keep calm... Oh I wish I could. And when I see her face to face I will.
Don't Keep Calm... Slap That Bitch, *HARD*.......
dont-keep-calm funny-stuff' I WOULD SO DO THIS
Don't keep calm Slap that BITCH, hard
, hard. keepcalm
Inspirational Quote, Truth Hurts, Sotrue, Life Lessons, My Life, So True, Mylife, True Stories
More inspirational quotes - https://www.facebook.com/inspiredybyquotes
True story! Back peddling is a bitch huh?
:), another true story!
Amen. Life's lessons.
oh, the truth hurts
story of my life.
hah true story.
Sarcasm Quotes Images, Pictures for Whatsapp, Facebook and Tumblr
Funny Things, Sarcastic Witty Quotes, Witty Funny Quotes, My Life, So True, Beauty Queen, Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Humor Quotes, Totally Me
Never have I ever faked a sarcasm in my life! ;D ️LO
I've never been sarcastic in my life.
Top 40 Sarcastic humor quotes
this is the quote of my life.
// beauty queen of 18 //
Oh so totally me!
story of my life
So true. Not
Giggle, Girl, My Life, 'Salem'S Lot, Fuck Yeah, Bad Habits, Funny Stuff, Totally Me
Why, yes! I say "fuck" a lot more than a girl should! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: Why, yes! I say 'fuck' a lot more than a girl should!
@Melissa Boucher !!!Why, yes! I say 'fuck' a lot more than a girl should!
Why yes! I say "fuck" a lot more than a girl should.
Totally me. Trucker mouth to the max
Way more than most men, in fact.
HAHAHA. Story of my life
fuck yeah I do....
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Lol so true
Bitch Shut, The Doors, Stay Shut, Funny Stuff, So True, Bitch Stays, Stays Shut, True Stories
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. I bricked the door opening. I was renovating. lol
NOOOO KIDDING!! More The Doors, Dust Jackets, Quotes, Funny, Doors Close, Nails, Book Jackets, Dust Covers, True Stories True story!!!!! Grab the liquid nails! When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. [Life - Quotes - Kush and Wizdom] When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. OMG thats funny! When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. I bricked the door opening. I was renovating. lol
Close a door and nail that bitch shut. So true!
Just funny stuff!!!
Sayings funny quotes
Sayings Funny, Can T Handle, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Quotes Sayings, Favorite Quotes, Attitude Problem, My Style
Sayings funny quotes large I dont have an Attitude problem Funny quotes on sayings
I don’t have attitude problem, i just have a personality you can’t handle.
Funny Quotes Sayings funny quotes – All2Need on we heart it / visual ...
Image Detail for - Funny Quotes Sayings funny quotes – All2Need
Art Sayings funny quotes sayings-and-songs-i-love
Funny Quotes Sayings funny quotes – All2Need
Sayings funny quotes #quotes #sayings #words
funny quotes | Sayings funny quotes
Favorite quote yet!
Inspirational Humor, Funny Shit, Throw Lamps, Funny Stories, Funny Stuff, Thought, Throwing Things, Best Quotes Ever, Throws Lamps
Funny story about how my friend and I broke she lamp while dancing but I'll save that for later
Throws lamps... Hahahaha, I know a few ppl who this pertains to..
C'mon *throws lamp in other person's face* LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP
Inspirational humor to Lighten the fuck up!
Made me lol, so thought I better pin it!
This wil always be the best quote ever
i love throwing things! lol.
☺ Throws lamps...
Haters Ecards, Ecards Revenge, Bitchy Ecards Karma, Haters Funny Lmfao, Karma Ecard, Funny Revenge Quotes, Karma Quotes Ecards, Ecards Karma Revenge, Karma Quotes Revenge Funny
.you all know you see these people in town that you went to school with, and you cant help but think this!!
It's terrible to feel this way, but I feel this toward all people who have ever made my life hell because of bullying and rumor starting.
Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch. He's feeding my kids not HIS....
I would like to print this out, make it into a postcard, and send it to a couple of people from high school...
LOL! To ALL my snobby EX friends and of course my EX boyfriends, who are in fact all little bitches. (ouch huh?)
LOL - you *just* realized this? Geez, you're kinda slow, Hater. It's hardly a checkmate. Let's see... I'm suicidally depressed and you're not. Yep. You win!
Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Girls who need to keep reminding themselves this actually don't have that great of a life. You're a low life liar who is too caught up on material things . Did you forget about your fake ass miserable marriage? Yeah. Not jealous of you. Nice try though.
Oh this can go to lots of people. My life isn't perfect but Thank baby Jesus I'm not in your shoes!!!!
That's to you Daniel Radcliffe and Channing tatum Oh yeah and my husband, sure why not.
Ryan Gosling, Lol Funny, My Life, My Husband, Ryan O'Neal, So True, Fuckbuddy Quotes, Funny Stuff, So Funny
LOL I should post this on my husband's FB wall.
Hahahaha I don't know why I find this so funny.
Ryan Gosling this is directed to you.
welcome to my life hahah
!for my husband:-)
LOL so funny...
When In Doubt, Mumble
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's.
Funny Quote, Giggle, 55 Hi S, Doubt Mumble, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble // funny...but don't follow this advise...always mean what you say, and say what you mean, and know what you want to say
Quote(s) of the week - 21/07/2014 55 Hi’s | http://55his.com 55 Hi’s was started in 2010 by Ross Moody as a simple means o...
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble #doubt #funny #giggles
Quote(s) of the week - 21/07/2014 55 Hi’s | http://55his.com 55 Hi’s was started in 2010 by Ross Moody as a simple means of spreading inspiring quotes and quirky ideas. It has since spiraled out of control—in the best way possible—into an online greetings collective, of sorts. A destination for graphic goodness, tasteful typography, and artful alliteration. At 55 Hi’s, sincere life lessons are laid delicately onto handmade french paper where they frolic joyfully, ...
Mumble Desktop Wallpaper ... Funny for our Dale
When In Doubt Mumble; my life
So true! by 55his.com
Mumble #funny #quote
Funny Stuff ;)
Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy."