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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

hahaha true

Free, Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days…

I hate it when people get all worked up about cursing. Bitches better be glad my abuse is only verbal and not physical. #ecards

This is the truest pin for me. Thanks Creswell Creswell Myhre for finding it! So accurate for my feelings, damn

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Some people should be very thankful that I can control the crazy. Very thankful!

When I was growing up there was no 'she's a kid' excuse when I misbehaved. There was 'you do that again and I'll knock you into next week! . ☀CQ #southern

Free, Reminders Ecard: When I was growing up there was no "she's a kid" excuse when I misbehaved. There was "you do that again and I'll knock you into<

..and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..then he made the Earth round...and he laughed and laughed...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: .and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.then he made the Earth round.and he laughed and laughed.

Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Some days I feel like this.

Sarcasm- this is too accurate...

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

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