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true story tho....should've thought about that the first time I got married
Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. My cousin is so funny.
I love all my friends that are married or getting married before 25, I just thought this was a funny way to look at it.
Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me.
"getting married before the age of 26 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me" ... rushing a marriage after leaving a guy on the back burner to date another, all to catch up with your stupid clique to continue the new generation.
WHY can't PINTEREST be my job? I'm so good at it. @ Heidi McCracken
I'm funny. I'm serious.
.oh my goodness yes!!! That is one of my pet peeves! Seriously ladies, go back to your closet and finish getting dressed!
Hahahaha definitley have thought this before..actually thought it today
every time. I think this is an INTJ thing. I don't know anyone else who 'gets' this!
Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!
I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.
'Should I add more liquor?' is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked.
Eat the cookies. It's financial health we're worrying about. Here are 5 great tips to focus on.
some people need to be made aware of this... @jessicajones this made me think of you "cover to rolls on rolls!!!!"
Gotta do what you gotta do. Lacey McKay McKay McKay Schroder
Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.