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haha @Vanessa Gregory this is pretty much your description of me, except, everyday.

Funny Movies Ecard: I don't think the man who played Thor is even an actor. Pretty sure he is actually a god. The god of sexy.

I want the kind of head injury where I wake up & Channing Tatum tells me he's my husband.

Creep a friend on Facebook... end up on their 2nd cousin's sister's best friend's wife's brother's grandma's profile. | Cry For Help Ecard

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Katniss rolls around in the dirt killing animals, doesn't shower everyday, and still has two men throwing themselves at her. I quit.

Billy told me that honesty is such a lonely word

I survived Y2K, SARS, 9/11, Anthrax, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, West Nile, Swine Flu AND the Rapture. Bring it, 2012.