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Especially after class!

daily, sometimes the gym wins.most of the time the couch wins

Funny TV Ecard: When I grow old I want to be like the Dowager Countess.

"Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards nicoletaylorx "Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards "Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic.

I've had this conversation before. So funny!

My mind is all 'let's go to the gym!' but my body is all 'Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable'

I wish it was THAT easy....siiigh.  Guess I will go to the gym instead.

Girl scout cookie season always messes with my plan. Self control needs to be worked on, obviously lol

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.

OK Then

Haha, sad but true! FB stalking is the equivalent of a being a modern day Gladys Kravitz (Bewitched fans get the reference!

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have suceeded in getting on every single one of them.

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have succeeded in getting on every single one of them.

Buttonly Creates: Pale never looked more pretty, The Dangers of being Tan. Skin Cancer, causes and prevention.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. Proud to be pale!

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

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