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I hate when I put food in the microwave and it makes exploding noises, so I check it, and its cold. Why you gotta play me like that
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Don't toy with my emotions, microwave! Hahaha so true!
Yeah, why you gotta play me like that microwave?
microwave, "why you gotta play me like that?"!
Why u gotta play me like that microwave ?!?!
Don't toy with my emotions, microwave!
True story bro
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I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar. Funny but also true.
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Couldn't have said it better myself! Ha--follow me (Hannah Hunter Seagraves) for more interesting pins, I follow back #follow #followme #followback #truth #funny #humor #giggles #grins #ecards
Funny Confession Ecard: Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper.
"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny
aaahahaha....I'm not sure why this made me laugh out loud but it's pretty funny!
Couldn't have said it better myself! Huge pet peeve.
Hustle - so funny, I actually laughed out loud!
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I can go from southern belle to ghetto thug faster than you can say "Bless your heart." Unfortunately true!
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Southern Belle maybe not... outta pocket you bet your ass
Got that right! And I'm not really a southern belle ; )
Lmao. This is me to a #funny story #funny photos
So funny lol
I silently mouth the words What the fuck? at least 20 times a day.
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I silently mouth the words What the fuck? at least 20 times a day. And always in summer with new residents and their "Orders"
I silently mouth the words What the fuck? at least 20 times a day...and sometimes I do it pretty loudly
I silently mouth the words What the fuck? at least 20 times a day. This is truth in ecard form:)
Specifically at work. And then I laugh.
And sometimes not so silently... lol
Working retail does this to you.
HAHA SO TRUE!!
Story of my life.
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Relatable Post #2512--That kill me moment when you think you're done with the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. So true. Every. Single. Time.
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I laughed because it's true but seriously… it's not funny when I do it EVERY time :(
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Every single time. Never fails. :/ < Truth!
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Every time, especially during this Girl Scout Cookie Season...
Especially during Girl Scout cookie season.
or brownies, or ice cream, or cupcakes...
specifically ... double-stuff Oreos
or after I eat a milkshake.....
Ain't this the truth!!
totally me! :/
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SO true! if this happened, I would totally work out! Every time I try, I feel as though I failed because I can't see results!
Wouldn't it be nice if it were that easy? Or better yet...I decide I am a size 6....therefore I am, and will STAY a size 6 for all my life, with no dieting or exercise. It will not change no matter what!
Why I usually get an 'F' in the working out aspect of my life! haha!
Wouldn't it be nice if that's how it worked...
would be nice if it worked this way lol
Omg so so true. Wish it worked that way
High expectations. LOL!
all the time.
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Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. So true!
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Every time!! But luckily my kids join in so it's a full on dance party! Live laugh dance ppl!!
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then they tell you funny shit about the stupid people you know in common and you love them even more!! @Cait Cramp
True! This is why I have some of the best friends!
Best friends have been formed this way lol
and suddenly you have a new best friend ;)
And that's where best friends come from!
That's when I make all my best friends!
Drunk friends are the best!
Stand by me... I used to say this all the time lol
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Stand by Me is my favorite movie ever, and it plays a vital role in my inspiration to become a story teller. When Gordie tells the story of Lard Ass, I used to think about how I wanted people to listen to me with such glee and reaction.
Stand By Me - I Don’t Shut up I Grow up then I look at you and Throw Up -just one of the reasons I <3 this movie.
Stand by Me movie quote. Yea! What HE said! To this day I still am tempted to say this! Haha
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Stand By Me (love the movie & this story by Stephen King). ♥
I don't shut up. Stand By Me by Stephen King. Great Movie!
So funny. Stand By Me movie.
don t shut up .. throw up
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself!
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#ModernArt by Craig Damraurer. Thought we'd share before To See as Artists See: American Art from the Phillips Collection leaves the Frist Center May 6.
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
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My thoughts... on Modern Art
Modern art - LOL so true.
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Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
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.this happens to me all the time!
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That feeling when you hear sirens in a song and look in the mirror to make sure a cop isn't pulling you over. My heart skips a beat every time! I can't afford tickets haha
That feeling when you hear sirens in a song and look in the mirror to make sure a cop isn't pulling you over: gets me every time!
This is why I wonder... why do they put sirens in songs? Every time this happens, I think about it.
YES! I have done this so many times... why do they play songs with sirens on the radio?!
I do it every time. Why do they even put sirens in a song? It's not funny. :P
LOL, I needed that laugh! so true i do this all the time!
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Happens to me every time. // #humor
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Hahahaha, this is Zack and I every time we decide to go out to eat.
Hahahaha this is so me... we have this argument everytime Lol
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HAHAHAHA!!!! This is so me & Marc!!!!
Hahahaha! This is so Joel and me...
Hahahaha this is so Greg Richey!
Hahahaha. This is how it goes...
Hahahaha- this is so true of me
Wow ha! All the time lol
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I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management @andreahayem
Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.
I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.... Is frowned upon in this establishment!!! Hahaha
I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their ...
Excessive Sarcasm. So Very True in My Life.
I use excessive sarcasm at work...
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This just makes me laugh because it's so true (ok, maybe a bit exaggerated but who hasn't noticed that this happens?!)
It's nothing that I like to laugh about, but it's definitely the truth :(
i can relate. USE & CREDDIT. (: found on Polyvore hahahaha truth!
especially when you are driving and they start giggling!
bahahaha...I just laughed so hard. this is sadly so true
This will always make me laugh. Gosh, it's SO true.
Truth! STORY OF MY LIFE!! Everyday! :(((((
Ah yes, thunder thighs
HA. did this my last night working at camp. spent all summer silent bc no one was fighting and everyone kept saying how nice it was that everyone got along..meanwhile, i was miserable and felt left out and totally annoyed and backstabbed by most of the girls. my last night, i got trashed and bitched them out. left the next morning before they woke up. hahahha felt awesome.
Haha so true
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Gonna get drunk and say them anyway! Some ecards
all the time.