Arg! Story of my life! What do I do today? Diet? Put makeup on? Clean the house? Organize? Or play with the kids? I am not 12 people!! LOL
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My life. But the house usually looks amazing and I am still in stretchy pants with my hair in a bun. ;)
Why haven't I thought of this excuse before? Steve, this explains my mess!
The story of my life. (I choose me.)
and usually the house wins :(
Me or the house? I choose me
Haha! So true!
True Story !
I cannot stop laughing.
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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 83 Pics I was reading this and thinking "omg another one of those corny love yourself quotes" and then I got to the end and I can't stop laughing!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 83 Pics oh this is so true! I thought I was a beached whale in my late teens and early 20's....now I know what fat is!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 83 Pics Lol haha that was funny
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 83 Pics @trystinh so true...
To all the young girls out there...hahahahaha. So true.
This is so wrong....but so funny...I'm still giggling
So wrong. So funny. So....true.
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So true! || "Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones." ~ John Lennon
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones. A great quote by John Lenon…
Being honest may not always get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon quote #beatles quote
So true! #wise #words
SO SO True
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#love #Quotes #thoughts #inspirational #words #sweet #ttscents
Inspirational Quote: Sometimes you just have to let go.
Let Go. Let God... This is so true it's scary!!!
Live and let go - inspirational quote moving on
just. let. go. #inspiring #quotes
Need to remember this...so true!
So true! Let Go and Let God! :)
let go of heavy things
Let Go, wise words...
this one made me laugh
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I have the same problem every single night...I thought it was just me. ;) Worth noting: The description from the original pin was - 'The life of a mom.'
I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
ugh...just shut up would ya! My life!!!
Ugh! so true...story of my life!
every single night of my life
So True. Story of my life.
Totally me. Every night.
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Amen ! life is too short to spend time with people who suck the #happiness out of you #inspirational #quote
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SO true! So sad that we have to let go of those even if we love them Happiness is first Life's too short.
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.... So True!
Life's too short to spend time w ppl who drain your happiness! ~definitely!!
So true. Hint hint; outta my life. Forever is the done thing.
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Life s too short ...
Quotes / Sayings
Grateful for today
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❥ Very true, I am so grateful for more things than I can list! Thank you God!!!#quotes #sayings #quote
#Quote about being #grateful. So true: "If we do not feel grateful for what we already have, what makes us think we'd be happy with more?"
Being grateful. #quotes #truth #inspiration #happiness #health #life #lifequotes #wordsofwisdom #true www.gmichaelsalon.com
I reminder that we should always be thankful for what we have instead of worrying about what we don't.
being grateful. So true. So many people are ungrateful because they don't have more !!
Being Grateful...may I always remember to be thankful for what God has given me.
being grateful OMG SO TRUE.... WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD REALISE THIS
There is always something to be thankful for!
being grateful Oh wow....food for thought!
Feeling a little snarky today & so tired of the lies, cover-up, crap via television (news, gov't, propaganda, hollywood, etc.). Does anyone take responsibility of anything they do anymore? UGH! I would say this is for the liars, cheaters & scumbags who try to harm innocent, hard working people trying to make an honest living for their family. Merry Christmas, y'all!!! :)
This is hysterical!!
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Kiss my ass and Happy Holidays!
:D Happy Holidays, dillweeds!
Happy Holidays!! haha
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isn't that the #phone review #best phone #smart phone #new phone| http://phonereviewsblog190.blogspot.com
Yes, so true!! #funny commercial #commercial ads #funny ads #funny commercial ads #interesting ads| http://motorbikenash.blogspot.com
Yes, so true!! #commercial ads #funny commercial ads #funny ads #funny commercial| http://motorbikenash.blogspot.com
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Yes, so true!! #commercial ads #funny commercial ads| http://motorbikenash.blogspot.com
No kidding! That would be awesome!
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Wise words! So true. I have been in the horrifying position of discovering this about people at that very moment!!
It's hard to remember this sometimes. Just because someone is nice to you doesn't mean they're a nice person.
I've always said that the way a man will treat a waiter is how he is going to treat you... #BeNice!
A person who is nice to you, but is not nice to the waiter, is not a nice person!!! So true! Treat your servers and your drivers with respect! They put up with you! Lol :)
so true. a real nice person is generally nice to everyone with some situational exceptions of course. and being nice is more of a rule than an exception. :)
"A person who is nice to you but is NOT nice to the waiter is NOT a nice person." Likewise, a Man who is nice to you but but took advantage of and treated the women who came before you like worthless garbage is NOT a nice MAN. So be nice to your waiter and check a man's history, don't just believe his words, talk is so so cheap.
This is so true and one of my biggest pet peeves! How one treats those in the service industry speaks volumes about what kind of person they really are!
so true...one of my pet peeves! just be nice! sheesh!
A good laugh LOVE
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Life Instructions from a 95-year old: Never refuse homemade brownies. Strive for excellence, not perfection. Plant a tree on your birthday. Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. Wave at kids at school buses. Drink champagne for no reason at all. Don't expect life to be fair. Count your blessings.
"A good laugh recharges your battery." Have you laughed today? #quotes #laugh #laughter #recharge #battery #batteries
'A Good Laugh Recharges Your Battery', so true, inspirational quote.
A good laugh recharges your battery. Have you laughed today? :)
A good laugh recharges your battery #laughter # quotes
life | a good laugh recharges your battery. well said
Well said and so true! 🔌🔋
Well said. Good Laugh Quote
Made me laugh :D
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that must mean my daughter's room is like the Smithsonian...I should charge admission :)
Haha! Totally me... I am a lot better now than I was for the first 26 years of my life.
This is the truth in my daughters room. She needs a bigger display
totally me.... ask my husband. story of my life
story of my life...so true!
This made me giggle
and then apologize for the mess. guilty.
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Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
Love this..So true! Speed cleaning before someone comes over because you don't want them to think your a slob...lol
Oh this is too true. @Hailey Oh, @Crystal Timms and @Amber Helm: every damn holiday and visit, ever.
Why do we do this to each other? Lol friends, please know I don't mind your messy house! (just don't mind mine!)
That's me before we have anyone over, until they've picked up a kid from a play date here and seen the truth.
So true I could cry. Having a toddler on the loose makes my house look like we've been through a hurricane lol
haha! but most of the time, I can't even clean it fast enough, so traces of the slobbishness remain. no secret for me!
The only time my place gets cleaned the way it should be is when I have people coming over... Sad truth.
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Funny but Mostly for Women | #organized #pinterest #boards - pinterest humor
Be the perfect, wife, mother....on your pinterest boards anyway.
Pinterest Funny: Bring-back-the-cutesy-aprons-please
Pinterest #Pinterest #humor #funny #lol
Pinterest! Funny, but true!
My Pinterest Life...
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You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. THIS IS SO TRUE!!!
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Being a Mom~ No really this is a true story.
Not a mom, but geez, this is soooo true.
No really this is a true story.
true story! this is my life
Being a mom - true story!
All husbands should know this!
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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
so incredibly on point! also works for "excuse me?"
Lol uhummmm excuse me, what was that?
Same with "Pardon"? and "Excuse me"?
So very true! Funny Family Card
Or "excuse me"
Haha so true
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
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You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad. HAHAHAHA this is SO my mom.
Can't. Stop. Laughing. So true! I have to say though, my hubby will let me rest when I am extremely exhausted!
Funny Confession Ecard: You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.
You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.
This made me lol... Thankfully for me though I have a very good husband who is an excellent father! Thanks Dennis!
I'm not OCD, but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position... | Confession Ecard
You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad. .
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I would need more than one week and about another month or two to make all the Christmas stuff I've pinned!
This has become my life right now. There's just not enough time in the world to do all the stuff I pin!
Why Pinoholics need a 9-day week. Yes!
Also, I need those two days weekly.
A 9-day week sounds pinteresting...
pinterest junkies like me. lol
Wouldn't that be nice!
Life is a party, dress like it
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Life is a party, dress like it. 10% of fancy party, 90% pajama party…they're both technically parties :)
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Free shipping and returns on Ben's Garden 'Life Is a Party' Trinket Tray at Nordstrom.com. Handcrafted using the traditional French découpage method, a bent-glass tray features a quote from Audrey Hepburn that reads, "Life is a party, dress like it."
#Life is a party...Dress like it" #AudreyHepburn My #clients & I know this to be so true & fun
"Life is a party, dress like it." -Audrey Hepburn #DonnaMorgan #betterinadress #quotes
Life is a party - Dress like it. #quotes #fashion #audreyhepburn #famousquotes
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Life is a party, dress like it. Audrey Hepburn quote
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