Arg! Story of my life! What do I do today? Diet? Put makeup on? Clean the house? Organize? Or play with the kids? I am not 12 people!! LOL
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My life. But the house usually looks amazing and I am still in stretchy pants with my hair in a bun. ;)
Hee hee hee....well, ain't this the truth?!
Me or the house? I choose me!!!
and usually the house wins :(
My thoughts exactly!
Haha so true!
Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.
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http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Todays Modern Woman funny-stuff #weightloss #health #weight loss
Today's Modern Woman. pick two: clean house; healthy dinner on table at dinnertime; fit trim & well groomed; works full time; laundry done and put away; great sex life....pick any two.
I was reading this thinking, "Darn, I thought I was a modern woman"! Love the ending!
Modern woman - so true!
Today’s Modern Woman
Made me giggle
SO SO True
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Wise words...genius if u can truly do it. It takes so much energy and tension to be angry about dumb things, then just letting go and replacing it with positives.
Take a deep breath and remember this. This who gave you the thing to let go may not even know they did. Move on.
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Letting go of the heavy things...
Let go & let God deal w/ it!!
Words of wisdom
Mom? What is... Normal?It's just a setting on the dryer , honey!.....so true
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"Mom, what is....Normal?" "It's just a setting on the dryer, honey."
It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.
OMG.... so true!!!!
So true...so true...
ahhh so true!!
The magic of coffee…
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😂 - lol 😂 - exactly.. lol! 😊 - Yup! Says it all! - Lol - so funny... - Love this! - Where's my coffee - Símbolo da sabedoria - I like it LOL - That's me lol - Un peu vrai quand même ! - Funny I feel the same way iPhone 5C - so true! - Extra! - Très vrai - Tellement vrai - Excellent - Terrible! - Así mismo - ahahaha funny. Upliked by Zero1
I switched to decaf for three looong days ... looked like 1st photo the entire time. It was a living HELL for me and all those near me. Then I went back to my usual coffee habits ... my eyes popped open, baked a coffee cake, and I felt like flying around the room! ~ WORTH IT!!! Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee ... HaHAAAAH!!!
Omgosh!!! All of these are so true about me.. Coffee addiction!? Why, yes I think so!
I don't drink coffee, but this is so funny!!
Oh my gosh so true! But I don't drink coffee
Coffee. Coffee owns me. It's so true
motherhood. So true!
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It's a mom thing. Haha! So true! I haven't had to say this in a while, but I remember when it was true!!!
OMG so true!! This is just starting at our house. It's funny because at 2 1/2, Mason tells me to get out of the baffroom and leave him alone, but the minute I have to pee, he is opening the door 30x!
Or without someone banging on the door saying "mom!!" They always wait till I get in there to tell me something!
So true!!! It's as though when the door closes thru ate banging on it! Lol "let me in mommy"!
so true for any mother...esp. moms of more than one..
so true! ... love my life as a mother though
So True! Story of my life!
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so true. soooo true.
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The reverse racism in this country is straight wack!!! White people can and should be allowed to be proud of their heritage just as Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, etc. are allowed to be proud of theirs.
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so true, it's ridiculous.. The double standards kill me. At my old school, there was a "Black Athletes Club". Honestly? Could you imagine the uproar if there was a "White Athletes Club"? So ridiculous.
so true, it's ridiculous..<< so is the fact both those ethnicities have a history of being oppressed/discriminated against by white people.
It's so true, cause people always act like it's okay for them to be proud of what they are, but if us white people are proud of who we are, people call us racist. Talk about hypocrites! Look who's being racist now! I'll give you a clue, go look in the mirror.
so true, it's ridiculous but not all white people are racists. Did you notice that when a black cop shoots an unarmed white guy no one riots but if a white cop shoots an unarmed black guy there's so much rioting they have to call in the Calvary, and every black guy says white guys are racist and every white guy says black guys are racist.
Truth and what's wrong with that? - because white people aren't oppressed I stg
Lol so true. But really, what do we white people have to be proud about?...
So true. And they say white people are racist!
Morning coffee (39 photos)
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[ raybansunglasses.hk.to ] #ray #ban #ray_ban #sunglasses #chic #vintage #new Great to own a Ray-Ban sunglasses as summer gift.LOL So true.
wine joke Please pardon the bad language.
Wine! How classy people get shitfaced.
You stay classy ladies... ;)
LOL... Funny stuff!!!
So true! Stay classy!
Stay classy ladies
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Vintage Humor.... Well this was so true this morning!!!! Thank you so much to the magical fairly for cleaning my kitchen while I got ready this morning!!!!!
Sometimes I have a hard time with doing either one of them!
Vintage Humor.... Well this was so true this morning!!
Vintage Humor...lol if yer a mom u kno it's so true!
It's a gamble, sometimes the house wins.
Vintage Humor- so true!
so true in my life!!!
And I choose me!
;) ha ha love it
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I choose... Me! :) i need to show this to my husband
Story of my life! How do some women do it?
Housewife Humor ---sometimes, huh! lol
usually the house wins :)
tough choice. indeed
Story of my life!
haha, so true! ;)
I choose me! :)
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story of my life! totally me and then i don't pick it up and have to search through it to find next days clothes - bigger mess
@Alix Woodruff. Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room. #ecards
friday & saturday nights. all the time.
Sounds about right!! Story of my life.
basically every Sunday morning . . .
ECard: Choosing the perfect outfit
story of my life Ecard Going out
this is my daughter's motto :)
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Are You Seriously Asking Me That? Seriously? lol this is so true: Giggle, Mother, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Mom, Kid
this is my life.... FUNNY..Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me. Blessed to have her.
this is so true...except the opposite in my life. The kid is my mom -_- @Christie Moffatt Breeze Nichols
So true. And the correct answer is no. Mom's who actually do this for their kids need to be punched in the face!!!
Are You Seriously Asking Me That? Seriously? | More LOLs & Funny Stuff for Moms | NickMom So true!
"mom, can you...." HAHAHA!!!! So true!!! All 3 of my kids STILL ask these questions! LOL!
Someone drew a cartoon about my life! THIS IS SO MY CHILDREN!
The life of moms. :) <-- So true! My daughter is three.
Life as a mom- so funny, so true! :)
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"there are no limits on what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else." haha so true! #ecard #truth
THIS IS CURRENTLY MY LIFE! funny ecards | funny, procrastination, funny pictures, some ecards, PROCRASTINATION ...
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so true! Like finding funny your e cards on pinterest.
I may laugh, but its so true.
My life story, so true.
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So True!!! Going on vacation this weekend and thought this exact thing yesterday..how bizarre, I must be psychic!
You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. - So True!
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this is SO true! Thought of you Debra!
No really this is a true story.
true story! this is my life
Jajaja soooo true! :-/
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Laughed so hard I cried at something I talked to myself about!! :)
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And then you just start howling, with tears running down your cheeks ... while people around you stare at you in horror. And you can't explain because you're laughing SO hard. (And my son does the same thing!): Time, Quotes, Funny Stuff, So True
So true! I'm very guilty of this. Me too! I even make myself cry, I'm so funny. ;)
Somebody needs to make a documentary of my life 'cause I'm so funny omgosh
Guilty :) I do it ALL the time! Totally part of my style
oh, this is so funny, because it's so true. I amuse me!
Story of my life. This is totally me
Every day of my life <-- so true
story of my life. im so funny.
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???
I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET? i can relate... HA!
I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET??? This is so me
I've been dieting ALL morning. Am I skinny yet?! Funny!
I went a whole day with a DP- am I skinny yet??
Am I skinny yet?!? Haha
AM I SKINNY YET?!?!
ha!ha!ha! Sooooo true!
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Guilty. I'd say it must be the adrenaline. Funny mom quote. Funny cleaning quote.
So true, story of my life right there!
haha thats true.... Story of my life
SO TRUE!!!! Story of my life
Sooo true! Hahaha
Haha so true
Aint nobody got time for that.