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Sometimes I think people look at me in pity. Little do they know I'm looking back at them the same way.

Free and Funny Baby Ecard: What's that? You're having a baby?I'm going to continue enjoying sleeping through the night and spending my money on myself

I'm glad we broke up...now I can tell everyone you fart during orgasm, and how you're a major queef-bag.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

As evidenced by the 10 year old walking around with his dad in target today with his unedited rap music at full volume in his pocket.

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

@Ashleigh Rotondo @Shannon Vossberg @Sommer Williams @Erin King @Heather Rodgers @Cari McKibben

Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

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For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

Art Im so blessed to have great friends! quotes-and-things-that-make-me-smile

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

The many others...... People wonder why I gave my kids the names I did. I HATED my name growing up, there was always at least one other Jessica in my classes. There's only two other Keegan's, and no other Joanna's in the kids school!!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let's be honest. You're not winning that.

It's embarrassing how much satisfaction I get out of this happening

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

2 of my fb friends got married this weekend and 9 posted pictures of their babies. I slept in all weekend and didnt have a use for pants on Sunday. I win.

Free and Funny News Ecard: 2 of my fb friends got married this weekend and 9 posted pictures of their babies. I slept in all weekend and didn't have a use for pants on Sunday. I win.

It's facebook. Not your diary.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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