Feel this way some days!!
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Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!" mother arrives. OK? OK. I have honestly said this!!!!
Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00 -- :)
Sometimes "Angry I've Had Enough Mother" clocks in early.
Sometimes my mother clock logs off at 8 am....
Patient mother clocks off at 8 p.m.
Patient mother clocks out!
Mother clocks off
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If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results then I guess I'll stop cleaning the house. My life....
This should be in the dictionary for the definition of insanity
I've never heard anything make more sense in my life.
My definition of insanity IS cleaning the house.
I always knew house cleaning made me crazy...
The story of my life........
Story of my life.
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It's so true that I have to laugh, otherwise I'd cry. The never ending question, "Mom, where is...?"
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I know I told you I loved you, but it was during sex and everybody knows that during sex it doesn't count.
Quotes that make me laugh, or are just bloody true! www.jacbowie.com
I did not laugh at you, but this ecard made me laugh!!
omg, so true for some parts of my life.
I giggled when I read this...:)
Truth in an ecard
Today has been like this...
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This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
Exactly. Sometimes after they are asleep, I'm like "Oh good we made it through another day and nobody died!"
Jackie, this one's for you! And as a Grandmother, I'm still waiting to see that kitchen fan trick!!
Sometimes you've gotta celebrate the little things (well, the kids being alive is kind of a huge thing lol)
This is for you A Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
Well, one already went home to heaven but that wasn't my fault. He loved that damned motorcycle and was going too fast
This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my three lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
..... well i'm pretty sure they are. Now that i think about it, i haven't seen them this morning......
I also sometimes will tell parents of new students (depending if they have a sense of humor) .... "I haven't killed anyone yet." ; )
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this is so true when i worked nights at kohls right at that time Christmas music came on over the intercom
"...and when the clock strikes midnight, halloween will end then BAM Christmas carols everywhere!!!" So true what about Thanksgiving?
And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end. Then, BAM, Christmas carols everywhere.
So true. "Then, BAM. Christmas carols everywhere." The wise words of Fairy Godmother.
Hahaha this made me laugh... but it also makes me mad because it's so TRUE!
Halloween will end then bam Christmas carols everywhere. So true!!
So true! Poor Thanksgiving :(
AND I CAN"T WAIT!
laughing so hard right now
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#1 WEIGHT LOSS STRATEGY that SAVED my life! :) How I lost over 25+ lbs of pure FAT in less than 4 weeks. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! amazing
Me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I've lost.. Or after one unhealthy meal, how much weight have I gained?! LOL!
Me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I've lost.. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Sports Ecard: Me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I've lost..
Sadly...I do, even though I know that's not how it works
So true! :) Eating healthy; this is so me!
haha so true, especially after a salad!
How much weight have I lost today?
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The funny thing is this is how we look but picture a dog in the middle. Thats how Patch lays!
Baby Sleep Positions: "H is for Hell" ain't that the truth...I haven't slept good in 6 years!
"H is For Hell" baby sleep position. The story of my life the last two years...
"H is For Hell" baby sleep position. Hahah story of my life right now. :)
Baby Sleep Positions: “H Is for Hell”. My life the past few nights
"H is For Hell" baby sleep position. Oh my God it's my LIFE!!!!!
Baby sleep positions- so true! This is how Alli sleeps now!
Baby Sleep Positions: “H Is for Hell” ~*~This is so true!
"H is For Hell" baby sleep position. Oh this is so true!
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Funny Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.'
Reading to children, even before they can understand words, teaches them to associate books with love and affection. | Baby Ecard
I love it when my baby decides to stretch and arch back while eating. Said no breastfeeding mom. Ever. | Baby Ecard
Danger: Due to the influence of pregnancy hormones, I could either burst into tears or kill you in the next 5 minutes. You have been warned! | Baby Ecard
Funny Baby Ecard:
True story. And it's "too hard by myself." Really? Cuz you had no problem making the mess by yourself!
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True story. Sooo tired, or sooo hungry, or have to go to the bathroom...every. time.
True story....right McKenna and Madison?
True story. Killian!!!
Yep true story
Every. Single. Day.
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Another no comment #funny photos #gags #funny story| http://beautiful-dress-domenico.blogspot.com
Haha! too #gags #funny story #funny photos| http://babyandkidstoysandproductsbilly.blogspot.com
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being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.
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LOL #gags #funny photos #funny story| http://wedding-reception-6126.blogspot.com
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Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.
Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. hahahahah @Ashley Walters Walters Walters Walters Walters stump
Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' .
Funny Family Ecard
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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. (same goes for the rest of the house!)
I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here--or dropping mail and everything else you don't know what to do with on the countertops! LOL!
I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here....isn't that the truth! LOL
I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here- my husband thinks this all the time and occasionally says it out loud.
I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here.
A little of Kitchen Cleaning Humor
clean kitchen. Story of my life!
My thoughts exactly!
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Not everyone understands my laundry method. It’s simple. If it’s clean, it’s on the floor. If it’s dirty, it’s on the floor over there. | Snarkecards - OMG It's my husband!!
Not everyone understands my laundry method. It’s simple. If it’s clean, it’s on the floor. If it’s dirty, it’s on the floor over there.
This is my husbands laundry method...sigh
LMAO!!! Story of my friggen life
:D my husbands laundry system
My daughter's laundry method.
Story of my life!
Yep true story
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Couldn't put this under "Things I find funny" because it's not funny, but true.
Yep...this is my not so funny stuff.
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So sad bc it's so true!! Lol
story of my life......
True story bro...
My life exactly
Haha... So true
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I used to think it would be cool to be able to read other people's minds. Then I joined Facebook and got over that. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: I used to think it would be cool to be able to read other peoples minds. Then I joined Facebook and got over that.
Ugh! So true! Some people spill WAY too much!!
Ḥa!! True Story!!
True story! Lol
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I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.
i'm sorry that i'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole--hahaha! yep! I didn't buy the fake niceness! and I was right! it was fake!
liar ecards | ... being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole
Liar hole - I'm still laughing. And I know someone who this fits! LOL
Liar hole!! @Andrea Compson this reminds me of a certain someone
lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.
Too many lying liars lying out of their liar holes
Ha ha, lying liar hole.
lying liar hole so true
Happens all the time!!
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the story of my life as a nanny. @Kayla Meyer
Ha!!!! SO TRUE! Same goes for the dogs!
i dont know why this is so funny to me.
LOL!! Story of my life. Adorable.
Quiet Kids.....so true
Ooor my dog lol