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people in my life, prepare to hear this phrase in the future (also, if used sparingly, this is actually good advice)
Good advice? yep. I don't swear (much) but hey~ I like what I like and this makes sense!
Might be my new favorite phrase!!!
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My life motto.
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Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. - thanks Tessa Rae!
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. (you're welcome)
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. @Taylor Pie
Talking behind my back again? Since you are in the neighborhood, you can kiss my ass. | Friendship Ecard
Thanks Chelsea for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. @Chloe Geddes
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Thanks for being my go-to friends to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone (while sitting on the beach with drink in hand)
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. love you @Kelly Batsford
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oh man....this is def how i feel after a 10 hour school day followed by attempted additional study time
I laughed bc I feel like this.... like all the time.
I may or may not be feeling this way about school.....
3L year of law school. Describes my feelings exactly
The older I get, the more fuckits I give! Haha!
College Probs....story of my life.
final weeks of school
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Being the only girl with 3 brothers, I often said things like this. And I now do with my husband. And plan to when my 3 sons get older. If anything, it allows me much needed alone time. True Story.
Guys are so stupid. Let's see them deal with cramps. #ECards #SomeECards
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha best E card ever
This is funny shit I tell ya!
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bahahah so true
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I feel like this is a description of me most mornings... Talk about not being a morning person!
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Hahahahaha! Well well well, I would love to say this to some people.
Some people at school today...everyday...and always
haha!! So inappropriate, but so funny!!
Yup not a morning person...
omg so funny!
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Yes ma'am, that be me! My learning curve... not so good! So true
Because everyone in the Borgens Family makes mistakes.
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Story of my life... Haha
LMAO - mistakes quote
haha yep mistakes...
Making mistakes, lol
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I NEED this on a business card so I can hand em to folks, save so much time!!
I could say this every day of my life to at least somebody.
It's simple, but highly accurate in describing some people.
why is this so difficult for some people???
Sometimes I wanna say this to some people
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Business cards please
Always good advice.
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Sexy & Sexier
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this is so funny
Pretending to be a functioning adult is so exhausting. And impossible at times.
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Day 48: How are you feeling right this minute? I am freaking exhausted! This week has been so long, but today...today can kiss my ass!
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the past three weeks kids...let me tell you.
And it starts in a few weeks.
This whole week.
Thank you all!
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It seems like I get this a lot. I guess some people have multiple degrees and job specialties so that have to enlighten us all about how intelligent they are lol!
exactly! I hate it when I have to listen to people who couldn't BUY a clue on how to do what I do lol
Yes! I hate when someone gets hired on from the outside without first having to do MY job that they are supervising me for!!!!
The CEO's and other bigwigs should have to walk a day in my shoes before telling me how I should be doing things.
Oh Mr. Politician. You know NOTHING about what it takes to be a teacher. But go on, how is education being ruined by TEACHERS?
exactly! -- I'm laughing so hard at this! (P.S. I think we are all guilty of this at times! But still funny...)
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Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, today's the day I punch someone square in the throat.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, today's the day I punch someone square in the throat. - if u stay i quiet i WILL do the thing. my fb is even fixed now.
SOOO ME I PUNCH PEOPLE ALLLLLL THE TIME!! its a hobby of mine!
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Some mornings... yup
Let's talk again AFTER....
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Oh wait, there is no cure for narcissistic personality disorder...
Yup, I can definitely name a few. #personality #disorder #funny
....or personality disorder.
Good luck with that
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this seems to apply to any guy @Miranda Marrs Marrs Cathryn and I have a crush on. You don't get your real name until you prove your worth
Ha ha my dad always came up with names for his weirdo friends like Disco Dave or Dirty John, my brother & I would call them it to their faces not knowing it was an inside joke :) I myself have names for a few unsavory characters . . . ;)
I loooove giving people secret nicknames! Especially when they stick really well & everyone uses them behind the person's back!
this seems to apply to any guy @Miranda Marrs Cathryn and I have a crush on. You don't get your real name until you prove your worth
Tooo. Funny !!!! .....this is so true!! ....HE made it up even !! ..... But it has been embellished upon. ALMOST want to tell you, just to see you bawl your eyes out !! Lol
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So True! But seriously, if someone has a nickname for me that I don't know, tell me. . . I'm serious.
I used to wait tables...we had some knee-slappin' nicknames for the regulars that would have surely gotten us fired, if not also sued, if they had known about them!
this seems to apply to any guy @Miranda Cathryn and I have a crush on. You don't get your real name until you prove your worth
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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. Liz Lemon, everybody!
Tina Fey has the right idea! I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.
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Oh Tina Fey! So true
The voice wants me to voice those opinions for real, but I have learned not to do that, and I deserve credit for that kind of control because it isn't the easiest thing in the world to do sometimes!
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Actually the voice is more colorful than that, but that about sums it up
I can think of some people who fits the saying to a t :)
we know some people that fit this. @Emily Burrington
Lmfao every once and awhile the voice slips out
Lol...some people, every time.....yes
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Haha so true
So true....i watched my mom care for my dad all through his sickness. My love respect for her grew even more!
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Love of a mother #single mother. Kalo mamanya sll iri sm org nanti anaknya gmn yah.. Kasian bgt. Kalo ibunya sombong ya anaknya gmn yahh..
Love of a mother. I pray I taught mine better #single mother
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Love of a mother #single mother. So be a good one!
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