Sorry for the language. But I am seriously dying laughing right now.

Best Friends Forever http://media-cdn5.pinterest.com/upload/67483694386377899_aaMZA6Za_f.jpg peterleung76 funnies

Best Friends Forever http://media-cdn5.pinterest.com/upload/67483694386377899_aaMZA6Za_f.jpg peterleung76 funnies

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

At least you can turn out the porch light to avoid the candy snatchers!

At least you can turn out the porch light to avoid the candy snatchers!

Yup that's what I say everytime we get something from ex bm and her attorney

Yup that's what I say everytime we get something from ex bm and her attorney

Well, I don't have the money for shopping soooo.... be really nice to me and you might live. ;)

Well, I don't have the money for shopping soooo.... be really nice to me and you might live. ;)

Pinterest
Search