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That's exactly right! I am a lady! I know when to keep my mouth shut!! ....it's just that every once in a while that f word slips out.

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When I'm old and wrinkled, and all the nursing home aides see my tattoos when they bathe me, they'll snicker and say 'She must have been wild in her day!'

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.