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For. Real.

I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. so sad and true

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

They make me so proud!!!

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor. And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. I hope so haha

Yep.

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

I was just behind a lady in Wegmans meets this description to the T and we wonder why this country is broke!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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vacation from your mouth-why the silent treatment is really an award

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

I have this super power. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

She eats meat, butter, chocolate and desserts.... all washed down with copious amounts of wine

Butter + meat + dessert + wine = healthy 51 year old lady. Who says math isn't fun :)

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