Life is like a pole .. You can either climb to the top and try not to slip down .. or you can dance around it naked .. and make a few bucks.
Interesting View, Girls, Random, Ray Ban Sunglasses, Inspiration Quotes
LOL... Interesting view!!
You can take the girl out Vegas but...... Lol
They love it.
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Haha!! #dogs #ecards funny
This is normal right? I show my love and affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free. Cat dog animal love. SomeECards.
OMG my cat even laughs at this one. So true
I laughed way to hard at this. my kids and the cat for sure!
I just died
Laughing, Truths, Ice Cream, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards, Single Meme, E Cards, True Stories
Just spooning my Boyfriend ... Out of his container ... It's icecream - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies
So much truth
i don't know why i laughed so hard over this...i almost never eat ice cream anymore
True story haha
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
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Chuck's Fun Page 2: NSFW - E-card humor #quotes
HILARIOUS! HAHAHA.... So funny because I'm always trying new recipes! This one is for special people I know!!!! ♡
ecards hope you like my new recipe they're called shut the fucupcakes funny cupcakes baking rude fuck
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Wooooooooorrrrrrdd!!! And ima laugh and laugh!
Pale girls ❤
.Ecards-- LOL!!!! you'll be wrinkly sooner.
White girl problems & solutions.
As hard as it might be to not get in a tanning bed after babygirl I'm going to try not to! Spray tan instead!!
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I LOVE being a massage therapist! My only regret is not doing it sooner. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Me and my best friend :)
Back to School Humor
Lol yep....but....IF you get it right....I just might love you forever! ;)
Best Friends, Texas Oppo
Except for my best friend :>
It's a shame he found out what a bitch I could be before he found out what a slut I could be.
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Awful but so funny!!!
haha so true!
I can't stop laughing! Can I get an amen, ladies? ; )
Story of my life #singlegirlproblems
no more true words than this.
That's some funny shit
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Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying raunchy, and explicit detail of my life, @Alix Woodruff. #ecards
True friendship in a nutshell.
Best. Friends. <3
Love my friends. <3
Story of my life! Love my bestfriend!
LOL real friends
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memorizing phone numbers | #funny #ecard
So funny yet so true - The only phone number I know is my own
This cracks me up, because it's TRUE!
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Stalking is all fun and games. Until you accidently press the Like-button. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Story of my life! This could only be a more perfect fit if it said or accidentally friend request. Lmao.
Stalking is all fun and games until you accidentally press the Like button. #Funny #Humor #Stalking #Facebook
ya, one time i accidentally pushed the friend request... that was awkward...
Stalking is all fun and games. Until you accidently press the Like-button. HAHAHAHA!! Oopsie poopsie!! Some people need to be a little more careful huh?!
haha story of my life
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annnnnd true story. I think I tend to go towards the zero fucks
basically my life.
So hard to choose
My life. Stay Classy ladies! Lol
life more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101
The universe has a rotten sense of humor!
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lol so funny
Yeap. The best joke ever in my life is my love life. Got dumped on the first date immediately on April 1. Hooked up with a man for an ONS. Met with a stranger at night in the park.. Completely a joke. So be it
Best joke ever: My love life. Haha so true.
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Camping E Card
that's so true. get ate up & get drunk
You call it camping. I call it getting drunk with insects. #ecard
I laughed too hard at this
I have the same expecations for men as I do for Mondays.
Totally Truths, My Life, So True, True Dat, Ecards X, True Stories
Complete and total truth!
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story of my life -- or send someone a friend request that you know you didn't send. that's what i get for browsing on my phone haha
It's so funny because it's true, I know it's asking a lot but could you at least be intelligent enough not to finger fuck buttons while you're so enthralled with my life bahaha !!!
...or the "add friend" button!
Hahaha This.Is.So.True. #Stalking #funny
Panic Attack In A Button
...until you accidentally press the 'like' button. SERIOUSLY.
Hahahahahahaha. funny ecards | Tumblr
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O.m.g. :/ hahaha my life sadly only it's hey mom look what I bought you lol
Hahaha true story
Everyone else my age has a serious job and a long-term relationship, and I'm over here like, Hey mom, look what I drew for you.
taking a semester off and living at home... hahaa
Hey mom look what I drew for you! Hahaha this is so funny!
I may or may not have recently bought a coloring book too...
So sad but so funny
hey mom look what I drew for you! Too accurate
bahaha. I can't stop laughing!!!
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Best one yet!
Bwahahahaha!!!! This is funny shit!!!!
I can't stop laughing!!!
@Tasha Klipich Laughing so hard I can't breathe.
OOOOOOOOH BURN!!! lol
Hahaha. This is horrible, but so funny!
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How many guys can I say this about?? @INDI design Interiors Myers Smith @Andrea / FICTILIS / FICTILIS Forrester @Charity Scantlebury Scantlebury Corvin @Lindsey Grande Grande Holman
story of my life!
haha so true
My exact thoughts when Andy suggested we go camping together
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That mother fucker stole my cupcake. |Teacher Appreciation Week is upon us (tomorrow is Sweet Treat Day)and I am looking for a cute "Cupcake" tag. Then... THIS... decisions... decisions... ;) !!!!
I'm That Person... I can distinguish the Differences between a joke, Irony , criticism and an insult and your so called Sarcasm. irony-symbolIrony vs Sarcasm "In accordance to the definition of any dictionary an irony is the use of word or phrases that express a totally different meaning from its literal meaning, wherein sarcasm is the use of words that is a bit sarcastic and intended to make someone the victim of ridicule. Now when it comes to the difference between irony and sarcasm, sarcasm is actually a subdivision or part of irony in a way, but it is used more specifically to hurt and embarrass the person personally. The attack is more personal and deliberate in nature and this is only used by people when they are angry or do not like the person they are talking to. More often than not, sarcasm is also more derogatory and really insulting. However, even if this is the case many people still use sarcasm to hide their true feelings, and the oddest thing is that even friends use this to one another as a butt of joke or a way to tell their friends how they really feel. Just always keep in mind that you should also take into consideration your bond with that someone. If your ties are really strong and tested then it might be fine to use sarcasm once in awhile, since it could break your relationship if the sarcasm used is totally hurtful. Irony, on the other hand is a more subtle way of expressing how you really feel, but without really saying and hurting them. Sounds confusing? An irony is expressing a word that is not really what you wanted to say. Like when you say the phrase ‘over the top’ or ‘way over your head’ to another person, it is a restrained way of saying that, ‘maybe they should think about it first’, because they might not be capable or don’t have the capacity to do it. Furthermore, irony can be used not just in words but also in situations wherein the circumstances are more ironic. Irony is absolutely not used to offend another person directly or indirectly. In other words, Irony tones and delivery will always be humorous and sometimes can be viewed as life’s practical joke. So if you are the one at the receiving end of an irony, you might even laugh at the whole thing and might not even bother to look into the real meaning of that irony. Now that we have drawn the line and have define the real meaning or the difference between irony and sarcasm, it would be easy to compare which words is an irony and which one is the sarcasm. Remember always, that sarcasm is nasty and not very good, especially if that sarcasm is directed towards you. Even if you are not the intended victim ,it is still not funny to use sarcasm, unless of course the situation really calls for it. Is there a fine line between a joke and an insult...sometimes? How can you tell the difference? That's the big problem with the PostModern sensibility. Everything's ironic. Everything's satire. Everything's sarcastic. That can be really fun but it also allows very passive-aggressive types to be extremely cruel while pretending that its their target's fault for not being hip to the irony. It is an insult if there is a hint of truth in it. A lot of people use insults thinly disguised as jokes, so they can say "I'm only kidding! you cant take a joke!" and turn it all back on to you, if you dare to retaliate. If someone is joking around with you, and you get angry or offended, then the person will say, "I'm sorry, I'm just joking, Didn't mean to offend you." On the other hand, if the person is insulting you, and you get offended, that's exactly the reaction that the person wants.people should try to be sensitive to others feelings when telling jokes...even though some comedians made their careers from insulting others. What is the difference between criticism and an insult? Criticism is telling the raw truth on how someone can change for the better, and an insult is purposefully using the truth and intensifying it to make someone feel bad or hurt someone's feelings. Criticism is unintentional, and insult is intentional, in a nutshell". What are the differences between joking, teasing and bullying? Joking - between two people on a subject they both find highly amusing Teasing - at the extent of one person being the joke but in a light hearted way were this person 'the joke' also sees the funny side and it is not too personal Bullying - Personal insults that the victom does not find funny or amusing in any way Joking - is usually intended to make others laugh, it could be about anything and usually makes light of a situation. Teasing - can be used when flirting and is harmless poking fun at someone or trying to make them laugh on purpose, it can also work when someone is feeling a bit low and helps them to stop taking things (and themselves) so seriously. It should be done in moderation so that it doesn't get out of hand lol. Bullying - well, it's just plain nasty. It involves humiliation and is usually intended to make the person feel bad or uncomfortable. It can also involve pressuring someone into doing something or feeling a certain way. It's definitely nothing like teasing or joking and is usually fueled by jealousy. It can be sexual, racial...be at the workplace or at school and can be carried out by an individual or a group with a 'mob mentality'. So the main difference is that joking and teasing are done in jest to make people laugh.....bullying is done in secret to make people cry or be intimidated. it's that simple. Perception of the person receiving the joke, tease, bully. You could tell the same joke to a room full of people and some might think the joke is funny, but maybe someone who was abused as a child would find that very joke offensive.joking and teasing is usually just social banter, bullying is when it is done to try and break someone down in order to make yourself feel like you have some self esteem".
Fuck you and your inspirational quotes and shitty ecards.
:) Can't stop laughing- this is so true!
Hmmmm I may know a few! Lol