Hilarious! "This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush."
Send a Birthday In a Box If you can’t be there in person then at least you can send them a little mini party! Inside your box you can put a cake mix, frosting, candles, noise makers, balloons, a birthday banner, and wrap it all up in some colorful tissue paper.I think this would be a very fun box to receive in the mail.