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Lol Thank God I can NEVER be pregnant again!
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes when I'm depressed I take a pregnancy test so that I can say 'At least I'm not pregnant.' ~ AMEN!
I don't bother with the pregnancy test but it does cheer me up just saying, "Well, at least I'm not pregnant!"
That's so funny!!!
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes when I'm depressed I take a pregnancy test so that I can say 'At least I'm not pregnant.' ... So true!
Sometimes when I'm depressed, I take a pregnancy test so that I can say, "Well, at least I'm not pregnant." Hahahaha, good idea.
Five Dollar Bill Murray
The aftermath of the battle // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
"And Beyonce herself has nodded at you and whispered "Fierce" hahahahaha I have this mascara worst stuff EVER.
Anyone know when Pinterest is sending us our W-2's?
I've always said it's hard to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person..... it's actually not fair!!
The Big Bang Theory
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and laughed and laughed...
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
oh my goodness! my dad says this ALL THE TIME!!
Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate.
'Are they twins?' 'No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, 'Why not?''.
Sometimes I wish you were a Ken doll so I could pop your legs off and beat you with them.