It starts out funny but then, when you really start thinking about it, it's terrifying. Seriously. I'm out there in the dating world. All my first dates happen in VERY public places and I take pepper spray with me, fucking pepper spray, why is that necessary? Oh right because I don't dare trust that the man I'm going out with has been taught that sexual assault is wrong.
I knew a family that took funny photos of themselves and hid them all over the couples apartment while they were away on their honeymoon for them to find when they got home. There were also hold fish in all the sinks and tubs. I love funny stuff like this.
"A wild introvert appears…this even applies to extroverts who WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE WITH THEIR INTERNET ." I feel thy pain and I raise you: 28 of my closest relatives crammed into one tiny condo for a debate that lasted from 7 p.m. to 9:30 a.m. and then promptly resumed the next evening. Worst vacation ever...