Phones Call, Voicemail Messages, About Me, Absolutely, My Life, Accur, Answers, Bingo, Totally Me
BAHAHA totally me.
This is accurate about 95% of the time
FOR A CERTAIN FRIEND...My voicemail message should say: You know good and well I'm not going to answer so please hang up and text me. I don't do phone calls.
This is relevant to my life
If you don't know this about me - you should!
This is ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
So funny!! My colleagues and mom friends will agree!!! (---hahaha this is hilarious...and so true
Milk, Mommy Humor, So True, Card, Pump, Truths, Mom Quotes, So Funny, True Stories
Ha! So true! Mommy humor
ain't that the truth!! True Story!
SO funny! I actually had nightmares right after Daniel was born of my pumped milk spilling out everywhere!
Whoever said "there's no use crying over spilled milk" obviously never pumped 6 ounces, then accidently dumped it. (Hallmark Edge of Motherhood cards)
Pumping breast milk truth! Oh how true.
A Funny Mom Quotes - this is so true!!!
OMG so so so true <3 - I did this once... sleep deprived - went to the sink to wash the pump parts - dumped the milk instead. I cried and went back to to bed.
Nutrition Facts, Health Food, Real Life, Food Facts, Junk Food, Lose Weights, Fast Food, Weights Loss
What fast food mascots would look like in real life
Nutrition facts on fast foods. #McDonald's #Wendy's #takeout #food
Pharmacies vs. Health Food Stores (comic | Nation Islam Ministry of Agriculture
Laughing, If Only, Quotes, Suck Fat, Mosquitoes Suck, True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things
If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood! -- how true!
So True, I would be much more ok with the whole being allergic to them thing
80S, Childhood Memories, Memories Lane, Movie, 90S, Teacher, Elementary Schools, 80 S, 90 S Kids
Movie Day!! This was the most welcome thing in elementary school!
"Teacher is upset/behind on grading and we get to watch movies day!!!"
90s kids. Movie day.
This is hilarious
Twin, Sisters, Jokes, Funny Stuff, Baby Faces, So Funny, Funny Baby, Funnystuff, Kid
So funny cuz I'm a twin and the doctor said my sister would steal my food lol
funny baby | Funny Kid Pictures: Twin Babies | Born Fabulous Boutique
"I'm kidding, you're not adopted." :P Love the looks on the babies faces!
I'm a twin and I've seriously been told this before...hahaha My expression the first time my parents told me and didn't tell me they were joking probably matches pretty closely to this kids
kids! Funny stuff!
Seriously!! hahaha so true
Texts, Make Life Easier, Idea, The Call, True Facts, Quote, So True, True Stories, Hate Voicemail
Ha ha!!! Sometimes I can text not talk! So true!
Hate talking on the phone and hate voicemail... just text that shit.
I really think this would be a great idea! Everyone knows that texting is a much more effective way to get ahold of someone
True Fact ;-)
I am so bad about this. I'm usually just in the middle of something and ignore the call but then forget to call back. But I'll ALWAYS text back! lol
my quote for u!!!
Makes life easier
Time Machine, Internet Site, Funny Things, Buckets Lists, Website, Time Travel, Web Site, Randombut Funny, I'M
Best Time Travel Joke ever
this is why i'm going to marry him
haha oh goodness! bucket list!!
Chine Food, Funny Signs, Asian Food, Chinese Restaurant, Funny Stories, Cat Food, Funny Commercial, Funny Photo, Baby Cat
Hahaha I don't like Asian food but I want to give them my business anyway because they have such an awesome sense of humor.
We no see #baby cat
Lol seriously??? Cat food in my food????
Funny signs ...For the best funny pics and humour visit #funny story #funny photos #gags| http://specialsavoryrecipes7205.blogspot.com
.#commercial ads #funny commercial ads #interesting ads #funny ads #funny commercial
Yellow Lab Lion
Dresses Up, Halloween Costumes, Dogs Costumes, Lion King, Lion Costumes, Funny Animal, Trust Me, Costumes Ideas, Golden Retriever
trust me, i'm a lion, Sven's Halloween costume idea.
Golden Retriever Lion King!
great lion costume for lab.golden retriever - Halloween dog costume
This made me laugh so hard. dog lion (Halloween costume, humor, funny, animal)
Best golden retriever Halloween costume. @Amanda Nieman - you should dress up Parker like this!
Best golden retriever Halloween costume. ideas for @Lesley Betts
Are you serious? Haha
Limo, Wedding Dressses, Laughing, Wedding Dresses, Wedding Photo, Funny Stuff, Bride, The Dresses, Wtf
WTF? Where's the top part of the dress??
my future wedding dresss...
Omg wtf!! I am laughing so hard im crying. What did her mom say when she picked this out?
How terrible. When I look at this, I think of the friend in Legally Blonde/the evil stepmother in A Cinderella Story. I would even criticize this dress on a less-endowed woman. It's an attention-getter, along with her overcompensating limo. It's the publicity that you should be ashamed of getting. The dress itself is terribly designed, even if the bust was higher. Just all-around fail.
Possibly the most inapproriate and poor fitting wedding dress I have ever seen. Im not even sure this wedding dress belongs in the funny wedding photos board, but it is certain not the right dress for this bride or any other bride. How does the groom not be embarrassed by this ugly wedding dress? click the pic to see many more bad dresses. #weddings #wedding #dress
Poor T Rex, Dinosaurs Humor, Trex Jokes, T Rex Jokes, Funny Badges, So Funny, Poor Trex, Funny Shirts, Big Head
Hahahaha...this would make a funny shirt!
LOL! Poor TRex
LOL! I love t Rex jokes!
I don't know why I think tiny t-rex arms are so funny.
Poor T Rex
"I have a big head and little arms!"
requires no explanation.
Laughing, Quotes, Fun Stuff, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Humor, Kevin Bacon, Hilarious, Smile
who needs hope jobs or cash if we have bacon anyways? made me smile!
this always makes me giggle. (Kevin Bacon on that bottom, for those of you like me who had to google it)
HAHA..I shouldn't laugh, but I can't stop! #Nerd #Humor #Bacon
Haha I get it! Lol funny stuff
kevin bacon... this is hilarious
It gets them every time!
Cat, Sun Ray, Funny Dogs, Pet, Puppys, Sunray, Funny Animal, House, So Funny
Death Ray Funny Cats Sleeping In the Sun - Funny Animal Pictures With Captions - Very Funny Cats - Cute Kitty Cat - Wild Animals - Dogs
At our house this is a row of cats...
Those darn killer sunrays! this happens at my house except with the weenies! :)
I have cats, this is so funny!
This is a happy house #puppies
Sun rays; killing house pets everywhere!
So funny dogs do this
Health Food, Dust Jackets, If Only, Skinny People, Diet Plans, Weightloss, Weights Loss, Book Jackets, Dust Wrappers
`#better health naturally #healthy eating #health food #better health solutions| http://better-health-solutions-davin.blogspot.com
If only it were that easy, you skinny people would be out numbered.
Funny You Are What You Eat For more on Weight Loss ->http://TheDietSite.org #weightloss #diets
Too funny! This is my new diet plan! You skinny people better watch out!
I love this so much.....
Laughing, Dust Jackets, Dust Wrappers, Head Of Garlic, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Book Jackets, Dust Covers, Cap Locks
Quote: Caps Lock
but see, caps lock for me is LAUGHING!
for the ones I babysit......
Pacifiers, Gifts Ideas, Baby Gifts, Sound Alarm, Funny, So True, Baby Shower Gifts, Kid, Baby Shower
Pull To Sound Alarm Pacifier. Ha. no kidding...
Pull To Sound Alarm Silicone Pacifier: The Corner Stork baby gifts & more
Pull To Sound Alarm Pacifier, Lol so true!
Silicone Pacifiers Mute Button White Also comes in blue and pink~ #babygifts #pacifiers #babyshower
Gift ideas / Pull To Sound Alarm Silicone Pacifier
Pacifier Infant Baby Shower Gift Idea
Funny baby products. "Pull to sound alarm" pacifier. Clever =D Repinned from Beverlyann Nash-Gibson
Ice cream therapy, pioneered by me.... and my friends : )
Happyi, My Life, Life Mottos, So True, Truths, Happin, Happy Is, Cups Cakes, Cupcake Quotes
this is so true in my life!
You can't buy happines by Gayana on Etsy
This might be my life motto.
HAPPINESS & Cup Cakes
So true! #cupcakes #quote
Happiness is always sweet. Truth!
Best Friends, Quotes, Bestfriends, Friendsforever, Friends Forever, Bff, Funny, Old Friends, New Friends
Funny Bestfriends Quotes# old new friends
Best friends forever. Too bad my BFF is not on pinterest so she could see this!
old lady best friends quotes | Catch your 50 year old friend with these funny birthday party invites ...
Ya Think!! hahahaha soooo true
Cups Of Memorial, Coffee, Funny, Truths, So True, Need Memorial, Memorial Quotes, Memorial Mornings, True Stories
true story ~ trying to make coffee
The Problem with Coffee is trying to make it when you haven't had any yet.... So true.
Ain't this the truth! So funny, I have actually dropped my coffee cup on the way to the coffee maker...lol...talk about not being fully functional before coffee!!
Laughing, I M, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Quotes, Truths, True Stories, Clumsi
This is so true. STORY IF MY LIFE.
Im not clumsy funny jokes lol funny quote funny quotes humor humorous clumsy <3 so true
The truth is that I'm not clumsy
I m not clumsy!
Because this is completely necessary.
Idea, Ben And Jerry, Roommate, Ice Cream, Jerry Ice, Products, Pints, Cream Locks, Icecream
"I'm terribly sorry, but there is no 'U' in 'my pint'." Roommate blocker: Ben & Jerry's ice cream lock (via TheFancy.com).
Mouhahaha! Don't touch my icecream... Ben Jerrys Pint Ice Cream Lock pic on Design You Trust
40 Amazing Life Hack Products You Never Knew You Needed - ice cream lock for Jim's midnight snack raids!
Ben and Jerry Ice cream lock $15
what to name your home wifi security system.....will make the neighbors wonder..
Wi Fi Network, Wireless Network, Wifi Names, Wifi Security, Fbi Surveil, So Funny, Surveil Vans, Neighbor Wonder, Wifi Network
Just had to re-pin this because I thought it was so funny~ what to name your home wifi security system.....will make the neighbors wonder
The best name for your wireless network. FBI Surveillance Van
Changing my wi fi network name......
Name your wifi network FBI Surveillance Van & freak out the neighbors - SO Funny.
"FBI Surveillance Van" = what to name your home wifi security; guaranteed it will scare the neighbors. THIS IS HILARIOUS!
My WIFI's name is FBI Forensics Van. Every single one of my neighbor were watching the street for 5 days looking for a strange van. So funny.
Caffeine, Mondays Mornings, Nur Schools, Funny, Night Shift, Nursing Schools, Finals Weeks, Only Students, Starbucks
Doctor's Order: 100% Starbucks French Roast, IV intermittent, infuse over 24hours at 100cc/hr. Do not discontinue until graduation from nursing school.
Need a caffeine IV for finals week?
Starbucks IV Bag... need one for night shift!
This is what I need to help me get through my finals week! Not Starbucks but you get the concept!
Monday mornings require Starbucks :)
I wish I could show this to my students.