Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there?

This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!

You Sir, are the human version of period cramps.

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When will people learn???

#someecards

oh so true!

Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid.

E-Cards of Life

Really.

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Haha!

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And I've done some really dumb things.

haha

Story of my life

Happens ALL the time

HA! Who comes up with these things!

lol

Amen

Yes...just yes...