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So True!

"Losing my mind, one child at a time." That would be me if I'd decided to have children.

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It would just be easier to listen to me the first time. right kids?

Merry Xmas

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Mother, who was busting butt to make sure everything is perfect for everybody.

Salmanella My ass

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

I can relate...

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hahahaa:) @Maggie Holzman this reminds me of grandpa;)  @Lauren Townsend this sounds like you! ;)

Haven’t had my coffee yet, don’t make me kill you. // People should not annoy me before I have my coffee. You'll just a sarcastic response that is intended to make you shut up and go away.

With xtra shot of vodka

I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please! Somedays this sounds like the perfect drink! Roy - new drink?

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

My Dad used to say this all the time- "Ofcourse it's from scratch! Scratch open the box!

This made me lol!

Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place real quick. definitely been there