Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

I'm opening a gym and calling it 'Resolutions'. For the first 2 months of the year it's a gym.... the remaining 10 months it's a bar. Who's in?

I'm opening a gym and calling it 'Resolutions'. For the first 2 months of the year it's a gym.... the remaining 10 months it's a bar. Who's in?

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