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    Sorry You Didn't Remind Me It Was Your Birthday Card

    Belated Birthday ~

    Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

    I am a shitty friend happy belated birthday

    I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

    29 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Have Big Boobs | I didn’t choose the big boob life, it chose me.



    Funny Sarcastic Birthday / Mother's Day / Father's Day

    Funny Birthday Ecard: I'm sorry this birthday card is so late. I was pooping.



    Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder

    This was my husband's 50th birthday party!! Everyone was gone by 9 pm!! Too funny. His brother from NY was like, "Whaaat is up with Vermonters?" :)

    Preach it! LOL #humor #laughter #food #calories #body #life

    Funny Birthday Ecard: May your Mid-November Birthday be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentine's Day celebration.

    Yep, sometimes that is very much me.

    Birthday funnies

    I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world... Naked and screaming. | Birthday Ecard |

    Happy birthday