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Oh My Freaking Stars!: Big Butts!  Heck Yeah!

My butt may be big, but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't "I like flat butts and I cannot lie." An entire song can't be wrong. Haha I love my big butt:-)

Don't. Füčk. With. Us.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

this is absolutely for me!!!! I only answer the door for girl scouts lol by bleu.

For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!

I am my own Knight in Shinning Armor.

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something" - does a non-rescuing Prince Charming necessarily become an idiot?

Awesome sentiment!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

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I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. Some only can wish to b 8 inches.