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    • Junior Watson

      According to my calender, Im not going to give a shit tomorrow either. - more funny things:

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      Free, Workplace Ecard: According to my calender, I'm not going to give a shit tomorrow either

    • Tracey Falconbridge

      According to my calendar, I won't give a $hit tomorrow either. #ecard #funnies #humor

    • Megan Patterson

      Thanks for the laugh Lauren! True story! ;)

    • Boo

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    Story of my day... Nope wait...story of my life!

    lol yes! im going to start telling this to people who still call me shy

    Hahaha its always the first thing I do when I get home!!

    100% NOT going to happen! Lol!

    I'm going to stand outside so if anyone asks; I'm outstanding.

    "I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born... And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit."

    True but you're still trying to spread your legs too no body wants that nasty cunt though.

    True story...

    Lol this very rarely happens as I can't be bothered with that shit nowadays.

    Oh myyy!

    I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.

    "After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC

    So me.

    True life.


    it's probably true haha

    Um yup.

    True. Story.

    I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. It's a public service really.