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I can't wait for tonight when all 1,118 of my Facebook friends upload identical pictures of their town's fireworks onto the News Feed!
1) Push to open. 2) Push to open 3) Push to open 4) STAB TO DEATH. This is sooooo true.
I don't always vacuum but when I do 90% of the time is spent trying to suck up something big enough I can do it with my hands
OMG so true I panic every time good thing it does not happen a lot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
If people could read my mind, Id get punched in the face a lot.
Especially at work lol!! April Webber
oh that pissed me off alright, I think this was the start of all my anger problems X~p
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Dear God! No more online dating photos of shirtless straight men taking self-portraits in their bathroom mirrors, please! Is that really necessary?
....Or a log of your ailments or children's bowel movements.
You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Welcome to 27: Where every other weekend is a wedding, you feel borderline inappropriate shopping in Forever 21, and two drinks equal a hangover.
Bama Leigh yes, except it's baby showers instead of weddings haha
This will be me this year lol
lol so true
I'm 40 and I still shop at Forever 21...and Charlotte Rousse...and Express...
Welcome to 28 where once a month your fb newsfeed explodes with friends announcing pregnancies, when girls nights out end at 11 because everyone's exhausted, and your idea of a ragin' Friday night includes Netflix, a deep conditioner, and a mega glass of wine.