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Mhm. So true!!
Uhh...you mean to tell me my ab stimulation belt and Netflix isn't giving me rock hard six pack abs?
I'm the dude on the top. That's all the warning you're going to get. Approach at your own peril come November 1st.
this is me almost every night. LOL
When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.
I set my clock ahead to prevent being late...all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills
I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.
I just pinned 30 recipes to my board and I'm still making a PB sandwich.
Social skills fail... This happens to me all the time. When someone says, "Hello!" And then i say, "Good! Thank you!"... -facepalm-
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This is all of our life stories.
I'm my own biggest fan. I'm going to repin all my pins just to double the awesome.
Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.