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I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. This happens A LOT in my house.my kids love to dance (just watch out for random dinosaurs!

NUTRIVISE INSIDER DIET TIP #7: 5 easy ways to avoid eating your feelings!

INSIDER DIET TIP #7: 5 easy ways to avoid eating your feelings!

My feelings taste like ice cream. Like a lot of ice cream. 5 cartons of ice cream.

Please do society a favor & stay ON your meds. It's tough enough dealing with your craziness when you're on them, let alone off.

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

13 Truths Every Style-Obsessed Person Knows To Be True, and those of us that just like to look good!

13 Truths Every Style-Obsessed Person Knows To Be True

Funny Confession Ecard: I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day. -this is why I'm stupid and wear the stuff I don't really like

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Free, Confession Ecard: When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

17 Fabulous Ways to Use the Word “F*ck”

Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

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Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen, but will never actually end up happening.) The 19 Best Cards To Send To Someone Who Hates Their Job

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