Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

I may have already pinned this -- but too funny to pass up in case I haven't ;-)

I may have already pinned this -- but too funny to pass up in case I haven't ;-)

Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening. #butthatsnoneofmybuisinesstho

Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening. #butthatsnoneofmybuisinesstho

Dementors are here sucking the life from me.. Wait. No. That's work, work sucks the life out of me.  - Humor me - Work

Dementors are here sucking the life from me.. Wait. No. That's work, work sucks the life out of me. - Humor me - Work

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

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