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Nothing faster than the speed of light. False. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. @Kate McGraw @Amy Lott @Shannon Sieber There really is an ecard for that!

Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.