Clear as day...

How to make love. For lack of a better place, I put this in my humor board, but really, it belongs in a life lesson, common sense, awesome father board

yeah

Story of my life.

I'm good at getting all my sleep. ZZZzzz

This is sooo true.

Smart Girls. This is literally my life in a paragraph. This is how I feel and think all the time.

30. So true

At least respect me enough to tell me what's up. If you don't want to talk to me, just tell me. If I'm getting on your nerves, just let me know. If you're losing feelings, don't keep me waiting just to lead me on or play me. I at least deserve to know. So instead of keeping things to yourself just be straight up and honest with me so I don't have to sit around looking stupid.

Story of my life.

Things Our Mothers Taught Us

Optimistism...lol

Must remember this!!

: D

Strategically Placed Pinatas

Exactly, how the hell?

yep - I sure did!

haahahahaha , so happens all the time!!!!

I silently mouth the words What the fuck? at least 20 times a day.

Target, every damn time