True Blood. The ONLY TV show with vampires I actually really like. Its dark, trashy but in a good way, its exciting and oh so very sexy. Last season I didnt enjoy as much as the previous ones, but I am sure they will be back to old form in season 5.
The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does today: we have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children.