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It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Stop complaining and deal with it. Nothing changes if all you ever do is whine and complain. Change it!!

Stop complaining and deal with it. Nothing changes if all you ever do is whine and complain. Change it!!

Trivia: Can you pass this basic Disney test? Take the quiz and find out now!

Trivia: Can you pass this basic Disney test? Take the quiz and find out now!

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies.

You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies.

Blame Shifting Tactic

Blame Shifting Tactic

Narcissistic Personality Disorder - I just so happen to know one of those.... They are EXES for a reason people!!!!

If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.

If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.