Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

The only thing I miss about my childhood is not having to shave my legs. And forts. I miss forts.

The only thing I miss about my childhood is not having to shave my legs. And forts. I miss forts.

Silly me just packed away Kyle's slushie maker for the winter! Guess I'm pulling it back out!

Strawberry Basil Margarita

Silly me just packed away Kyle's slushie maker for the winter! Guess I'm pulling it back out!

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous ...who's this fucking whore?

Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we don't care.

Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we don't care.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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