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Salmonella my ass. I'm eating the batter.

Life is a Constant Battle

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"A friend told me I was delusional, I almost fell off my unicorn"

Totally!!!!! @Breanne Greever @Michelle Hirsch

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.


A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

Daddy's little girl

Girls now and then

I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)

Proper face washing protocol from a trained esthetician! Banish breakouts forever!

Hahahahaha I needed a good laugh! So true! I love the Kotex commercials as well.

I really do..

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

Over and over!!

why do the want dinner every night. Story of my life: I hate cooking!

I just want to lose weight... too-funny-not-to-share ab-excercise

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating Girl Scout Thin Mints.

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born