hahaha...hilarious!

I am well on my way to becoming a Crazy Cat Lady. Pretty sure this is what my mom knew when I was young.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

SO TRUE. Do not like Kristen Stewart. I read somewhere that people thought she should be the main in 50 Shades. Seriously she will ruin it if they do.

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Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

Funny Confession Ecard: No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

hahaha...this pick up line would freakin work on me cause I'd laugh so hard

Funny Flirting Ecard: On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?

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Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

16 Golden Pickup Lines for Olympic Athlete and Enthusiasts Alike to Ensure We All Walk Away Winners.

Funny Sports Ecard: Wish me luck in the Olympics. Just kidding. Im on my fourth cupcake.

Story of my life

And depends who is coming over cause seriously I'm not wearing any damn pants

My mom said to me 'guess whose doing the dishes tonight?' ... I hit that Soulja Boy and said 'YOUUUUUUU!'

My mom said to me "guess whose doing the dishes tonight?I hit that Soulja Boy and said "YOUUUUUU!

Hahaha seriousuly. I'm so awkward around attractive people. I apologize ahead of time...

Funny Confession Ecard: Chances are that if you think I'm awkward, I think you're hot.

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