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It's funny how we feel safe under a blanket. It's not like a murderer will come in and say 'I'm gonna kill - ahh damn! She's under a blanket!'

YUP. And NO I don't care what weird stuff you've been using as cream since 1973 because you look like mrs doubtfire on your best day

eh, I kinda get the decaf coffee, but non alcoholic beer....that just defeats the purpose of the beer right??

Imaginary Throat punches has always helped me be the bigger person. Lmfao.

If Always really wanted me to have a happy period, they would have invented tampons that vibrate... LOL, couldn't help it.

Funny Confession Ecard: I hate Periods. Out of all things, why blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or glitter or something pretty?!