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Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. waterfireviews.com

People advise not burning bridges: truth is in your personal life burn baby burn, but not in your professional life.

you're like the first slice of bread in the bag...everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you

LOL...yes i want kids later in life but this is the way i feel now @Melissa Perron @Iman Lampton

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How I feel about snoring.

Love you Hon!

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!

why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out? #mythoughtsexactly #seriouslythough