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I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

i think i am gonna try this... kinda like one that goes "a friends helps u lose weight, a best friend will feed you cupcakes so they look thinner!" lol :P

Funny Friendship Ecard: My Diet Plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get the thinner I look. Jenny starr is this why you bake so much!

Why it looks soooo bad...LOL

This is so funny because of two things: this is actually how I feel, & sweet brown!

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything

I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

one of my favorite memes-I always turn down the radio when stuff gets real

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN..AS SOON AS ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/im-having-a-nervous-breakdown-as-soon-as/

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: As soon as this day is over I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked for it, I deserve it and no one is going to keep me from it!

Italian girl problems :/

Not really funny so much as it is true - My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to (be) fat.

why else would I get up at 4?

See this is the kinda of quote I should be pinning more often because it is so true. I wanted this quote to make you laugh Jordan.

When you do everything right and this happens.  This is the reason why we become crazy, just flat out mean.

Funny pictures about What It's Like Working In Retail. Oh, and cool pics about What It's Like Working In Retail. Also, What It's Like Working In Retail photos.

#damntheman

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: why must I love cheese.. and bread.. and cheesy bread.

why must I love cheese. and cheesy bread.I luvv my asiago cheese bread from Panera!

Definitely NOT me, but it made me laugh though. ‍♀️

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

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