First, obtain a brain. Second, rinse it in, uh, broth? Then pull off it's slimy membrane. Then...well, that's up to you. Cook it, give it back to who/whatever you took it from - totally your call.
Spork...tried so hard to be loved like his brother Spam. Rejected by the masses, he lived his life in the shadows. Waiting. For what, he knew not. He just waited. And then he died. The end.
borsch 2 lbs beets (5 without tops scrubbed) 2 cups low sodium chicken stock (homemade) 1 cup sour cream 1 cup plain whole-milk yogurt 1 tbsp fresh lemon juice 1 tbsp coarse salt 1 english cucumber (peeled and cut into 14 inch dice) 2 tbsps fresh dill (finely chopped, 8 small sprigs for garnish) freshly ground pepper Tzatziki