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Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. that's why I love you, Jack Daniels

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No man is worth crying over. Unless its Jack Daniels, and the bottle is empty....in that case, I will cry like a baby.

No man is worth crying over. Unless its Jack Daniels, and the bottle is empty.in that case, I will cry like a baby.

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

Buttonly Creates: Pale never looked more pretty, The Dangers of being Tan. Skin Cancer, causes and prevention.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. Proud to be pale!

11 Tequila Truths That Every Drinker Knows | VinePair

11 Tequila Truths That Every Drinker Knows

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Tequila is a sneaky bitch. One minute you're dancing like a sexy mofo and the next you're on the ground, pantsless, making out with a shoe.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

funny starbucks

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. best boyfriend ever.

A good man and wine.....just call me Wonder Woman at that point!!!

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. oh sorry, that's wine, wine does that.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food. | Flirting Ecard

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.

I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

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